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Offline Azaxs

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Knights Watchmen Details
« on: 07 February 2013 10:14:48 »
Hi All

We are a Planetside 2 outfit that plays on Europe Miller Server as New Conglomerate (NC).

We only have a few rules that we would like to be followed.

1. Have a pulse (Zombies accepted but must be chained for the safety of other team members)
2. Members of the outfit need to be over 21. We've tried having younger members and it just doesn't work for us.
3. Members need to have a Headset and Teamspeak 3 installed when playing in the Squad.
4. Have fun and a laugh!
5. Thursday nights will be strict night when everyone in the squad who is playing is expected to follow the Squad Leaders orders.
6. You find the idea of screaming "WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT SCUMBAG?!" while firing randomly at anything that moves until you run out of ammo and/or pass out from loss of air appealing.

We have our own Teamspeak server.  We will send you the details when you join.


What We Can Offer

A relaxed gaming atmosphere with a bunch of nutters, TS3 access, abuse, intimidation, horror, drunken ramblings, crazy Europeans who don't know what poppadoms are and haven't tried London Pride and Azaxs. No please, take him. Please?

Joining Up

Assuming you haven't run screaming, leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEP.
Alternatively whack a PM to Azaxs or Patrician, or any other person you see staggering around with the Knights Watchmen tag in-game, or better yet, sign up on the forum, and post a hello in the "Introductions" section so we know who you are and to look out for you. No crazy application forms. No interview and  Free spoons!*


DISCLAIMER

Knights Watchmen will not be held responsible for side-splitting, keyboard ruination, or any other form of personal injury resulting from our antics. If you choke to death on a beverage while listening to Patrician and Maun argue, we will use your death as a cautionary tale and also laugh at you for being a little girl. Non-mandatory* trouser inspection to be conducted by Maun upon induction into the ranks. All your bourbons are belong to Azaxs. Any livestock you own becomes the property of Patrician. We used to be serious like you, then we took a Gauss Rifle to the knee. Spies will be tied up and FARCON PAUNCHED repeatedly until their geek cred is ruined. We're a-firin' our lazors. All rights reserved, especially the right to remain silent and the right for Maun to chop your head off.
« Last Edit: 06 March 2013 12:34:40 by Patrician »
Thanks Azaxs


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Re: Knights Watchmen Details
« Reply #1 on: 09 February 2013 09:35:49 »
As an addition I would like to add that hacking of the game and the use of third party "tools" such as aimbots etc. will not be tolerated in any way.  Any member caught using such "tools" or cheats will be instantly dismissed from the outfit.
« Last Edit: 10 February 2013 12:54:32 by Azaxs »

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Re: Knights Watchmen Details
« Reply #2 on: 10 February 2013 13:12:41 »
Hi guys, wow what a lovely web site, anyway looking forward to playing with you soon give me a shout when in game, pretty much always on lol.
Good luck with the outfit.
love Baratol.

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Re: Knights Watchmen Details
« Reply #3 on: 10 February 2013 14:25:59 »
Hi guys, wow what a lovely web site, anyway looking forward to playing with you soon give me a shout when in game, pretty much always on lol.
Good luck with the outfit.
love Baratol.

Hi ya mate

Thanks for nice comments =)

See you in battle  8)
Thanks Azaxs


 

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